Shark Night 3D (2011)

Not content with ripping off Jaws, Shark Night also features possibly inbred locals who apparently get their kicks from watching sharks eat visiting college kids alive.

The 3D in the title is to hint at the promise of bouncy female bodily parts in gorgeous stereoscopic vision.

On all counts, Shark Night 3D is a failure. There's no gore, very little scares, and very little skin. You don't even see the sharks chomp on humans. Watch this only if you like animal modelling.

Read my full review on Fridae, first published on 5 October 2011.